Month: November 2013

12 Kids Who Are Acting Like Jerks

It takes a certain amount of skill to LOOK like an angel but ACT like a dick. Luckily, these kids have ‘totes nailed it’. Siobhan Carney explains why – despite their undeniable cuteness – most kids are really just jerks…   Kids are essentially tiny humans who, from a distance, appear quite sweet and cuddly. Looks however, can often be deceiving. What’s that? You don’t believe us? Well not to worry, we’ve put together some solid proof that – far from being the angel faced cherubs you think they are – children are basically just a bunch of tiny,...

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Gary Speed: The Cool Kid In the Kappa Coat

Normal 0 false false false MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:”Table Normal”; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:””; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:”Times New Roman”; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} Two years ago today the Welsh manager Gary Speed shocked the football world to a collective numbness by killing himself at his Cheshire home. As the news broke blogger Stephen Tudor – who grew up in the same community and attended the same school as Gary – was asked by the Sabotage Times to pen a tribute. We republish it today as we remember the life...

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Bedroom Blunders: 5 Ways To Ruin Sex

Looking to avoid sexual slip ups? Unsure what constitutes a fornication faux-pas? Not to worry, Eevee editor, Siobhan Carney highlights 5 things you should avoid during any sexual encounter…   Sex: you’ve probably done it at some point. If so, congratulations! Not only have you managed to persuade another person to get naked in your presence, but also that it’s a good idea for them to repeatedly mash their genitals against yours until both of you (ideally), or one of you (usually) starts to get that ‘fuzzy’ feeling in your ‘special places’. But before you start thinking of yourself...

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Reef’s Twenty Songs For Twenty Years

Eevee Life meets up with Reef to pop the champers on twenty years of rocking the main stage and ‘drinking everything under the sun’… Two decades of unstinting service at anything is always worthy of commemoration whether its navigating the toe-to-toe of marriage or sitting behind the same desk each day taking orders from a boss who wears shit chinos and insists on using terms like ‘spit-balling’. When that twenty years is being posted at the frontline of the most combustible, unstable, and fickle world that is rock n roll then the achievement is all the more remarkable. That...

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Wanderlust: 5 Tips For Picking The Perfect Holiday Destination

It’s time for more of Eevee’s essential travel tips. This week, James Willis gives us his guide to choosing the perfect holiday destination… I realise that picking a standard holiday destination is a relatively easy task, but for those who want a slightly more adventurous trip, things can get a little bit more complicated. However, there ARE a number steps you can take to make this decision easier. 1) Pick a continent The first way of narrowing down your potential destinations is by picking a general area. Every continent is different – so if you aren’t able to pick...

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